FROM THE J TO THE A TO THE K TO THE E I’M THE MAC DADDY DRAGON OF THE NYC YA HEARD?!
ohhhh good times, good times.
Look at the notes
“You’re so pretty”
No I’m not, I’m so ugly.
“WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN”
so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.
i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!
right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.
What a boss.
parenting: you’re doing it right.
ugh. my friends pulled a joke on my saying that they were making something and they left the stove on and the house caught on fire and my friend burnt her head and her brother was in the hospital. i was so worried. i stopped everything i did. i was even thinking of running to her house even though it’s 12am. T___T until they said they were kidding and they felt bad cause i took it seriously. WAHHH. DON’T MAKE MOMMA WORRIED. D: i was gonna be all like RAAAAAKJGHDHK.